We all know that People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive is one of the most important awards a man can win. The honour has gone to Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, and David Beckham.
We also all know that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, as a man, is everything.
So it is excellent news that this year People has finally come to its senses. Because it is my pleasure to announce that this year's official Sexiest Man Alive is... **drumroll drumroll drumroll**
DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, yes, you probably guessed from the headline. But it's nice to have a little bit of mystery in life, isn't it?
Here's that cover again, in case you missed it the first time*.
The only thing better than that cover is The Rock's tweet about that cover.
Still up at 4am trainin' hard & takin' care of my babies.. sexily;). Thank U @people & all the fans. Grateful for t… https://t.co/XbjcKK7ebt