1. Good day, everyone! Meet Ryan Reynolds. As I'm sure you can see, Ryan Reynolds is a fine specimen of a man.
2. But, it turns out, Ryan Reynolds is also really damn funny.
Nothing better than the simple joys of finding 5 bucks in an old pair of pants, or discovering my wife and I had a… https://t.co/yLIh2lPpW4
3. He really is the whole package. Here's Shawn Mendes pointing to him, probably thinking, "Damn, he really is the whole package."
4. He makes topical jokes about important current events.
Can someone settle an argument between me and my priest? Which Kardashians are pregnant?
5. And poses in front of Taiwanese monuments (while looking like a monument himself, TBH).
6. His interactions with – ahem – ~enthusiastic~ fans are pure gold.
7. To demonstrate, here he is posing with a fan*:
8. What I'm saying here is, he's funny.
My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
9. And he's also hot.
10. Funny.
I can go from researching a cramp on WebMD to coffin shopping in under 90 seconds.
11. Hot.
12. F-U-N-N-Y.
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.
13. Sometimes, because he's Ryan Reynolds and he can do that, he's simultaneously hot AND funny.
14. Sometimes he says things that are the absolute opposite of hot, but are really, really funny.
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
15. And sometimes he manages to be so hot that it's not even remotely funny.
16. Not only is he great at giving relationship advice...
17. He's also great at relationships.
18. He's able to make hilarious jokes about being a parent.
My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.
19. And even his own mother isn't safe from his sense of humour. (P.S. This beard tho.)
20. So, I would like to thank whichever higher power decided to bless us with Ryan Reynolds in our lives.
Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.
21. Because he's seriously hot.
22. And seriously funny.
Turns out Game of Thrones is NOT historically accurate. Apologies for calling my idiot 6 year old nephew an imbecile.