Friendly Reminder That Dougie Poynter Is The Hottest Man On The Planet

    I want a huggie from Dougie.

    Ellie Bate
    by Ellie Bate

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Hi! This is Dougie Poynter and he's the bassist for McFly and that's nice for all of us, isn't it?

    2. Here he is holding a bass guitar and proving that he is really good at playing bass guitar:

    3. **Realises that I now understand how it feels to wish I was a bass guitar...**

    4. Look at him playing his guitar with Tom's son, Buzz!! If this isn't the cutest thing you've ever seen I don't believe you!!

    5. If someone else posed like this you'd think they were trying too hard to be cool, but he actually looks cool, and that's not fair.

    6. Dougie Poynter makes you wonder how someone can look so perfect while just standing there holding a drink...

    7. But then you're like, "Yeah, of course he looks good just standing there holding a drink. Or not holding a drink. Whatever. I don't even care any more."

    8. Honestly, the only thing better than Dougie just standing there is Dougie just standing there in a tuxedo.

    9. Can we vote for the next James Bond? Because I vote for Dougie. And I don't even like James Bond.

    10. Even Pokémon are delighted to be near Dougie and his beautiful smile.

    11. Dogs like him too, which proves that he is a great person, because dogs exclusively like great people.

    12. Here is Dougie with his bandmate Danny Jones, who is probably saying, "Whoa, look at this really hot guy who is shirtless next to me."*

    13. Here he is looking a bit confused but like, a cute confused, not the kind of weird angry-looking face I make when I'm confused.

    14. He even looks amazing when backlit, which is basically impossible to do???

    15. Dougie knows he looks good in a semi-buttoned, vertically-striped shirt, and he embraces it.

    16. Here he is standing in front of a cool landscape and stealing all of the attention from the cool landscape.

    17. Here he is lying in front of some beautiful flowers and stealing all of the attention from the beautiful flowers.

    18. Seriously, have you ever seen someone perfect the art of the mirror selfie so masterfully?

    19. Dougie probably takes one selfie and then is all "yep that's fine, no need to take another 3000 pictures to find one where I look presentable enough to put on the internet".

    20. Oh, and what's better than a mirror selfie?? A mirror selfie in a tuxedo.

    21. I'm sorry, sir, but this is too far.

    22. His hair is better than my hair and I'm mad about it.

    23. UuughuUUhjhUHJHHGGHHH. Enough.

    24. In conclusion: Excuse me sir, how dare you???

    25. This has been a friendly reminder of Dougie Poynter's glorious existence.

    26. You're welcome.