1. When someone yells, "Catch!":
2. When someone pulls out the ol' "You're so tall, you should play basketball!":
3. When you're hanging out and everyone decides to play a game involving physical activity:
4. Whenever you're in gym and your main focus is not doing gym:
5. When you try to lift anything slightly heavy:
6. When athletic people say they'll go easy on you:
7. And when they're like, "Oh, I bet you're not THAT bad!":
8. When your friend volunteers you for physical activity just for the hilarity that will ensue:
9. When you try to understand working out:
10. When you try to maintain your dignity while completely failing at a sport:
11. And when your dignity simply cannot be saved:
12. When you're late so you power-walk and exert yourself a little too much:
13. When you didn't realize your friend's building doesn't have an elevator and they're on the sixth floor:
14. Or the crushing moment you discover the escalators are out of order:
15. When you remember the days your parents forced you to participate in school sports:
16. When you genuinely TRY to like sports as much as everyone else:
17. And any time anyone tries to make you run for any reason whatsoever:
