Buzz·Posted on Apr 9, 2014The 23 Hilariously Annoying Expressions Of Spencer MatthewsA Made in Chelsea masterclass in how to look both smug and severely constipatedby Ekin KarasinBuzzFeed ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Seductive Spencer metro.co.uk / Via metro.co.uk "Oh hi ladies, take a seat. Please, ignore my liberally unbuttoned shirt - I just want to talk." 2. Thug Lyf Spencer Via digitalspy.co.uk "I didn't choose this life, yo. I BEEN places. I SEEN things." 3. Amused Spencer Via dailymail.co.uk "Monogamy!! That's a good one!" 4. BS Spencer (Before Shaving) Via channel4.com "Jamie! HEY, JAMIE! Can you see the crumbs in my beard?" 5. Pauper Spencer Via channel4.com "Listen mate, have to dash, I hear there's an audition for Oliver Twist." 6. Compassionate Spencer Via channel4.com "Hun, fur-lined collars suit me more than you. Just accept it." 7. Elton John Spencer Via dailymail.co.uk "I hope you don't mind...I hope you don't mind...that I put down in WOOOOOORDDSSSS! How wonderful liiife is...now that I've made a vatload more money from Made in Chelsea." 8. Horny Spencer Via channel4.com "Let's go back to my room and put Season 1 on repeat. It'll be SO hot." 9. Demonic Spencer Via dailymail.com "I SAID, GIVE ME THE BAGEL." 10. Lactating Spencer Via dailymail.co.uk "Oh, again? I literally JUST breastfed Jamie." 11. Jungle Spencer Via channel5.com "They told me I could be anyone. Do anything. So I took off my top and stood in front of a bush." 12. Morose Spencer Via channel4.com "I haven't said sex in at least an hour now." 13. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Spencer Via dailymail.co.uk "So. Hard. To. Remain. Smug. When. In. This. Much. Pain." 14. Scandalized Spencer Via channel4.com "Omg Proudlock! Get your finger out of there!" 15. Mini - Me Spencer Via reveal.co.uk "Mate, mate! Get in this photo with me so I look taller. I'll give you a grand." 16. Smug Spencer Via heatworld.com "Did I just go for a spray tan? Maybe I did, maybe I didn't." 17. Even More Smug Spencer Via livelikeavip.com "Which devilishly handsome fellow just tipped that valet a 50? Guilty, it was me!" 18. Constipated Spencer Via channel4.com "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME FIBRE!" 19. 'Bitch, Please' Spencer Via reveal.co.uk "Mmmmm girl, you need to get out of my SPACE." 20. Electrocuted Spencer Via heatworld.com "Hello, is that Argos? I'd like a new hairdryer." 21. Power-Crazed Spencer Via dailymail.co.uk "I'm gonna whip AAALL you mofos into shape!" 22. Murderous Spencer Via channel4.com "I'll get you, Louise." 23. Self-Appraising Spencer Via metro.co.uk "God, I'm fun."