1. You decide it's time to leave the bar
2. You make sure your friends are on board
3. Although it won't matter, you're not above going alone
4. Next you make the crucial decision of where to go
5. And annoy whatever poor (and semi-creepy) soul is working at that hour
6. You order one of everything. Because you need it, really.
7. Then pay the bill...
8. You impatiently wait in line while the food cooks
9. You accidentally (or blatantly) use too much of the hot sauce they warned you about
10. But still manage to ravage through every delicious bite
11. You have a moment of celebratory reflection
12. Get home and pass out immediately
13. You wake up the next morning...
14. Quickly replay the way the evening unfolded
15. Hate yourself
16. Drink a gallon of water
17. Ponder the gym...
18. Quickly dismiss that idea
19. Head to the nearest diner
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