Last Night "The Bachelor" Gave Us "Champagne-Gate" And I Cannot Thank Chris Harrison Enough

    The bottle pop heard round the world.

    Last night was the best night of the week because The Bachelor aired the second episode of Pilot Pete's season.

    Even though we're only two eps in, we're not short on the drama in THE SLIGHTEST. Last night was none other than "Champagne-Gate," the greatest scandal to rock our nation since Watergate*.

    Lemme break it down for you: Kelsey (left) brings a bottle of champagne — one that she's been saving for a special moment — onto the show to share with Pilot Pete. But before she can, Hannah Ann (right) and P.P. spot the bottle and share it with each other:

    Kelsey is 50 shades of upset, but P.P. assures her it was a mix-up. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, FOLKS!

    Kelsey and P.P. happen to come across another ~strategically~ placed bottle of champ, and when Pete pops it open and asks Kelsey if she wants to use a cup or drink from the bottle, she says, "I'm not a classy bitch all the time." She then proceeds to drink from the bottle...

    ...and then this happens — aka the greatest meme of all time:

    Like, this is PURE comedy:

    Bach Nation has been having a field day with all the "drama" from Champagne-Gate and all the humor from its new favorite meme:


    Perhaps the best preview abc has ever given us #TheBachelor


    so you’re telling me.....kelsey saved a special bottle of champagne for over a year and the producers told hannah ann to drink it with peter knowing it’s gonna create drama THE DEVIL WORKS HARD BUT THE BACHELOR PRODUCERS WORK HARDER #TheBachelor


    The producers when they heard that champagne pop #TheBachelor


    The producers giving Peter the apology champagne bottle #TheBachelor


    “I hope my date goes well” The date: #thebachelor #bachelornation


    expectations vs reality #TheBachelor


    “So then Hannah Ann opened Kelsey’s champagne.” #TheBachelor



    hannah ann opening the champagne vs. kelsey after hearing it open #TheBachelor


    when he’s: -over 6ft -has a job -respectful me: #TheBachelor


    How does anyone have time for football when this happened on #TheBachelor tonight?


    tonight’s episode with no context #thebachelor


    If Kelsey can get through this cocktail party, I can get through anything. #ChampagneGate #TheBachelor


    You know who wouldn’t have started #ChampagneGate #TheBachelor


    Hannah Ann after she opened the champagne bottle a producer told her to open #TheBachelor


    📍Me | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍All the work I need | to do | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | 📍 Watching grown women fight about champagne #TheBachelor


    the producers orchestrating all of champagne gate #TheBachelor


    #CHAMPAGNEGATE is why this show is the best in the biz baby #TheBachelor

    So, shoutout to The Bach producers for orchestrating Champagne-Gate, which, in turn, gave us the greatest meme in Bach history.