As an avid lover/hoarder of romance novels, I've pretty much accepted that life will never be as titillating or intriguing as an enemies-to-lovers book, and that's OK!
So, if you're anything like me, then please enjoy these jokes specifically curated for the romance-obsessed — but not real romance, just text-based romance:
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people around me getting into relationships while i’m sat at home reading romance novel after romance novel and the more i read them the higher my standards rise
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Me: I LOVE ROMANCE NOVELS! Give it to me. Inject it in my veins Sees couple in love: GET A DAMN ROOM! don't nobody want to see that!
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Narrator: I hate him, but he sure is cute. Us:
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me ???????? obsessed ????? with reading romance books to escape real life????????? yes
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Listening to romance audiobooks is so wild it just be some random man moaning in your ear 😭😭
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god created men and then romance books as an apology
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bitches be like "i’m busy" then binge read a spicy romance book for seven hours straight. it’s me… i’m bitches.
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romance books authors:
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i do be reading a lot of romance books for someone who has commitment issues
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Deleting dating apps so I can find someone the old-fashioned way (finding out I’m the heir to a throne, then realizing my best friend’s brother loved me before I turned out to be a princess.)
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the way timothee chalamet owes his entire career to this man
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having 100 pages left in a romance book but the couple is already happy and together
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if you tell me your book has a childhood enemies to lovers romance
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someone recommends me a book with no romance me:
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i deserve to be a girl in a romance book i’m done with this real world shit
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Men should just start reading romance books and learn a thing or two
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me ??????? obsessed ??????? one sided enemies to lovers where the man has always loved the girl ?????????????? yes
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me: i hate clichés author: they agree to a marriage of convenience but then realize they actually have feelings for each other also me, crying: ohmygod they agree to a marriage of convenience but then realize they actually have feelings for each other
19. In conclusion:
"will you ever stop reading romance books?” N O O o o o o 。 。 . .