TV and Movies·Posted on Nov 3, 201928 Jokes About "National Treasure" Because It Is, In Fact, A National Treasure"Maybe the real treasure was the Declaration of Independence we stole along the way."by Ehis OsifoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt look if you’re gonna invite someone over to “watch a movie” you better pick a movie no one gives a shit about. once a guy picked “National Treasure” and guess what we did? watched the entire movie bc it’s flame. guess what we did not do. 09:38 PM - 18 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Katy Tur @KatyTurNBC While we're at it, can we also dispose of this fiction that National Treasure isn't one of the best movies ever made. 07:59 PM - 14 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. View this post on 4. Lights, Camera, Pod @LightsCameraPod To Disney President Bob Iger: PLEASE MAKE 'NATIONAL TREASURE 3' ASAP. THE LAST ONE WAS CALLED 'THE BOOK OF SECRETS' BUT WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SEE INSIDE THE ACTUAL BOOK! WE NEED TO EXPLORE THE BOOK AND WE NEED A THIRD MOVIE. ALSO, THIS WOULD MEAN MORE NIC CAGE. PLEASE, SIR. 03:45 AM - 23 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. jordan ⚡️ speed @WarmLaundryPile Ladies, if he: • kidnapped the president • is on the run from the FBI • stole the Declaration of Independence He’s not your man. He’s world renowned treasure hunter, Benjamin Gates, played by Nicholas Cage in the National Treasure movies. 10:32 PM - 28 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Steele Johnson @Steele_Johnson Hi uh National Treasure is the greatest movie ever and the 45% rating on rotten tomatoes means nothing 02:35 AM - 17 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. View this post on 8. Ben Dover @_angelavenger I love the National Treasure movies https://t.co/49HdFYqvgB 07:41 PM - 27 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Samantha Allen @SLAwrites Within the first half hour of National Treasure, Nicolas Cage says both “I’m not going to let you steal the Declaration of Independence” and “I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence” and this might be the greatest movie ever made. 10:02 PM - 28 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Chilled Chaos @ChilledChaos HOT TAKE. The National Treasure movies ARE National Treasures and deserve more respect 12:17 AM - 28 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. vivica gay sex @nickmullen Clenching my fists and thinking about all of the scenes from every national treasure movie at the same time 11:12 PM - 05 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. View this post on 13. Chilled Chaos @ChilledChaos There are two types of people in this world....Those who enjoy the National Treasure movies with Nicholas Cage and those who are my mortal enemies. 10:35 PM - 13 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Karl From Online (Karl Mode) @HammerFist3 *me as nick cage in national treasure movie Me:"The back of the declaration has a message on it...it says Floop is a madman help us save us" 08:54 PM - 09 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Paige Kallsen @paige_kallsen Sometimes you realize that what you’re searching for has been there all along. For example, all that time in National Treasure we watched Nicolas Cage try to steal the Declaration of Independence only to find that the movie itself was the only national treasure we needed. 04:10 AM - 12 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Dean Dobbs @ MCM London @DeanDobbs Watching National Treasure. A movie where Nicholas Cage uses a water bottle as a magnifying glass. 01:48 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Oops!...I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes [Harry Potter & the National Treasure] Nic Cage: I’m going to steal- Harry: [points wand] Accio Declaration of Independence Nic Cage: ok, but only I can reveal- Harry: [taps wand] I solemnly swear I am up to no good [treasure map appears] Nic Cage: why am I even here? 06:53 AM - 20 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Emma @emulikethebird My perfect date? We meet at a gala. I am wearing a black gown and you’re dressed in a tuxedo. After we dance, you leave suddenly. I follow you outside. You’ve stolen the Declaration of Independence. You’re Nicholas Cage. This is National Treasure 08:44 PM - 06 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. View this post on 20. Corey Graves @WWEGraves Watching National Treasure with my son, and it JUST dawned on me that Ned Stark tried to steal the Declaration of Independence... Guess he kinda had it coming. 01:50 AM - 16 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. alex simpson @alexsimpsonnnn The most unrealistic thing about National Treasure is that Nick Cages dad has an entire bowl of lemons in his fridge. Like who has an EnTiRe BoWl oF LeMoNs is their FrIdGe?¿ 03:27 AM - 14 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Elizabeth Banks @ElizabethBanks On a diff note, Justin Bartha's jeans in the final scene of National Treasure are excellent. As is Nic Cage's hair. 01:02 AM - 25 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. View this post on 24. Zak Spookoff 👻 @zck In National Treasure, Nicolas Cage and Diane Kruger fall in love post-treasure hunt. They separate in the sequel. Only another, even higher-stakes treasure hunt can reunite them. In this essay, I will argue that the real National Treasures were the friends we made along the way 02:47 AM - 12 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. matt 💀 CAB D17 @Lubchansky jon voigt's character in NATIONAL TREASURE is a just a guy who is sick and tired of CLUES 12:02 AM - 05 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. molly @MollyN19 I’m always scared to take pictures wearing my work ID badge because remember in National Treasure when Ben Gates took a pic of that security guard’s badge and photoshopped his photo over it and then ended up stealing the Declaration of Independence 04:07 AM - 31 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. View this post on 28. 🐯 Team Tiger Awesome🐯 @TTAwesome Pitch: National Treasure 3 - Ben Gates and the gang go to the North Pole in search of the greatest treasure of them all, Christmas Spirit. 08:14 PM - 05 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite