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DR "Hey you heard this one? What kind of cheese isn't yours?" ME "Nach- DR "All of them. You're lactose intolerant"
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You're not lactose intolerant. You're just not a baby cow.
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I've never met a lactose intolerant person who actually stops consuming dairy. y'all some wild boyz.
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If you ever need a list of the best public bathrooms, date a lactose intolerant person.
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Dad: where do you want to go get ice cream Me: I've literally been lactose intolerant since 5th grade Dad: oh that's right
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If I ever am to get stopped by a cop because of speeding I'm 99% sure it's gonna be because I have to go to the bathroom #lactoseprobs
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if they could make actually good lactose free ice cream that would be legend dairy. #lactoseintolerant
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but then they find out I'm lactose intolerant and leave pretty quickly #lactoseprobs
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The worst part about being lactose intolerant is the whole lactose intolerant part
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“am i lactose intolerant or does lactose just not tolerate me”
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people who are lactose intolerant and actually adjust to accommodate that are too powerful. the amount of self control they possess frightens me
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When you are lactose intolerant: "Yea,though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil.." -Psalms 23:4 https://t.co/bae6NMu5C1
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"Some people are like dairy; they never sit well with me." #lactoseintolerant #FAKEFRIENDS
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