Skip To Content

    26 Jokes For People Who Try To Live Lactose Free In A Lactose-Filled World

    There is not enough Lactaid in the world.

    1.

    2.

    whothefnh / Via whothefnh.tumblr.com

    3.

    DR "Hey you heard this one? What kind of cheese isn't yours?" ME "Nach- DR "All of them. You're lactose intolerant"

    4.

    You're not lactose intolerant. You're just not a baby cow.

    5.

    mmelolabelle / Via mmelolabelle.tumblr.com

    6.

    I've never met a lactose intolerant person who actually stops consuming dairy. y'all some wild boyz.

    8.

    If you ever need a list of the best public bathrooms, date a lactose intolerant person.

    10.

    Dad: where do you want to go get ice cream Me: I've literally been lactose intolerant since 5th grade Dad: oh that's right

    11.

    Ehis Osifo via BuzzFeed

    12.

    Ehis Osifo via BuzzFeed

    13.

    If I ever am to get stopped by a cop because of speeding I'm 99% sure it's gonna be because I have to go to the bathroom #lactoseprobs

    14.

    Ehis Osifo via BuzzFeed

    15.

    if they could make actually good lactose free ice cream that would be legend dairy. #lactoseintolerant

    16.

    Ehis Osifo via BuzzFeed

    17.

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but then they find out I'm lactose intolerant and leave pretty quickly #lactoseprobs

    18.

    The worst part about being lactose intolerant is the whole lactose intolerant part

    19.

    luckylad5391 / Via reddit.com

    20.

    “am i lactose intolerant or does lactose just not tolerate me”

    21.

    Ehis Osifo via BuzzFeed

    23.

    people who are lactose intolerant and actually adjust to accommodate that are too powerful. the amount of self control they possess frightens me

    24.

    When you are lactose intolerant: "Yea,though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil.." -Psalms 23:4 https://t.co/bae6NMu5C1

    25.

    "Some people are like dairy; they never sit well with me." #lactoseintolerant #FAKEFRIENDS

    26.

    Ehis Osifo via BuzzFeed

    If this post expressed all your dietary struggles, check out this video for more relatable content!

    View this video on YouTube

    youtube.com

    BuzzFeed Daily

    Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

    Newsletter signup form