This, dear reader, is none other than Jamie Lee Curtis. Actor, author, activist, and ambassador of probiotic eats.
This weekend, the illustrious scream queen hosted a watch party for Halloween (2018), the reboot of her iconic slasher movie from the '70s, on Twitter.
Anyone who has eyes can recognize the RANGE and TALENT that Jamie Lee Curtis possesses. One Twitter user expressed his love for the actor in this heartwarming Tweet:
And, because it's Twitter, someone had to stomp all over this precious tweet and ruin it:
But alas, JLC was NOT going to take this comment laying down, and she proceeded to decimate this person in under 180 characters:
"You are a grumpy goat. I sold Activia yogurt for seven years. I wasn't broke."
Me when I read her response:
My childhood and teen years were filled with commercials of Jamie Lee Curtis promising that this yogurt would promote gut health — which clearly paid off!
This just goes to show, if you try to take down Jamie Lee Curtis...you will get creamed.