This year has been, pardon my French, a shitshow. But with every dark cloud comes a silver lining, and 2020's silver lining comes in the form of Mr. Dev Patel.
This fine gentleman will star in a biopic about the Chippendales founder turned murderer, Somen "Steve" Banerjee.
Yes. THOSE Chippendales.
Before we get TOO excited — remember, he was also a murderer — Banerjee himself wasn't a stripper, so not sure how much of, ahem, Dev Patel we're gonna see.
Still, the Patel-Hive is over the moon with this news and flooded to Twitter to express their excitement!
YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION https://t.co/QmquhxztyP
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finding out dev patel doesn't get to play a chippendale in the chippendale movie
If Dev Patel murders me in his strip club, DO NOT PROSECUTE HIM because HE caught ME slipping. That is on ME https://t.co/2pN1QAXQiq
Apologies in advance but the Dev Patel Chippendales movie is all I will be talking about for the foreseeable future
Reading about this Dev Patel Chippendales movie like 👀👀👀
I would spend $15 to watch Dev Pattel pick out wall colors for his bathroom. I’m sure as shit following him to an 80’s male strip club murder saga #chippendales https://t.co/Sk2ZVGajq4