This is Dakota Johnson: actor, producer, and exposer of talk show hosts.
But this time, y'all, SHE'S the one who's getting exposed!
Last March, Architectural Digest blessed us with a tour of her Hollywood home, which gave all her fans โ present company included โ a lil' peak behind the curtain into her quirky crib:
And the internet QUICKY obsessed over Dakota's obsession with limes:
Well, lo and behold, Ms. Johnson was none the wiser about the dozens of limes in her home:
AND THEN SHE DROPPED THIS BOMB ON US:
Live footage of everyone on the internet rn:
Naturally, Twitter is having a field day:
Dakota Johnson selling her house and confessing she hates limes is the biggest plot twist of 2021.
dakota johnson moving out of her cool house with the green kitchen and admitting to lying about loving limes like what am i supposed to base my entire personality around now???
Stan twitter will be devastated about Dakota Johnsonโs green limes
if dakota johnson lied about liking limes for no reason what else is she not telling the truth about??? โ๏ธ ๐๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด ๐๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ธ
rank these dakota johnson betrayals: โข fixing her tooth gap โข selling her house โข being allergic to limes
dakota johnson: iโm actually allergic to limes dakotas kitchen:
Dakota Johnson: I love limes. Limes:
Anyway, this has been your public service announcement. Excuse me while I go back to bed and question my existence. If you're able to move on from this blow, you can watch the rest of Dakota Johnson's interview here:
