If you know Bretman Rock, then you may know him for his sickening makeup looks, rock-hard abs, and fabulous outfits:
HOWEVER, Bretman is more than just a pretty face — he's also fucking hilarious and loves memeing himself and his niece, Cleo.
So, here's a collection of Bretman's funniest tweets:
1. This tweet for those of us who are constantly late:
him: *im outside*
2. This tweet about being the ~extra~ friend:
Me posing it front of their front door camera after pressing the button… https://t.co/U1MVU1ojGK
3. This tweet about being the "friend in need":
Omg If you ever need me........ please don’t
4. This tweet about how to properly text:
I hate when bitches send 5 different 1 minute long voice messages... if I wanted to listen to a podcast I would’ve
5. This tweet that caffeine addicts will find all too relatable:
I swear they put laxatives on the first sip of coffee😩
6. This tweet about athletic confidence:
I love working out at home because no matter what I’m gonna be the hottest on my gym 🏋🏽
7. This tweet that everyone should abide by:
Super busy today ... I got a whole day of minding my business
8. This tweet announcing his relationship status:
Y’all can call me just Bret for now..... Bc I have no Man 🥺😭😣😭😭
9. This tweet showing off his exclusive invite:
Lmfao so a couple weeks ago my Manager said I was going to be attending the Super Bowl this year... I got real excited ....but this is what she meant 😂😂😂
10. This ~self-aware~ tweet:
The fact that the world really doesn’t revolve around me is making me sad
11. This tweet about common manners:
I hate when I tell someone good morning and they don’t say it back..... fuck your day then bitch
12. This tweet about the ongoing search for an emoji:
Got me googling and shit
13. This tweet-made-meme:
Honestly.....
14. This tweet about online classes:
Bitch if I had zoom classes I would literally serve looks... I would have full on set up lighting, full face duhh and my camera would be on the whole time... y’all gone see me today bitch
15. This tweet about FaceTime etiquette:
First of all if you think I’m looking at you when we’re FaceTiming you’re wrong...... I’m looking at my damn self
16. This tweet about loving yourself:
People always trynna say they my #1 fan..... no sweetie I’m my own #1 fan
17. This tweet about the perils of Peppa Pig:
Peppa bitch really be giving Cleo an identity crisis.... like girl you are not British
18. This tweet about his science prowess:
Bitch ME ? https://t.co/H47hj59c8L
19. This relatable tweet about insomnia:
I don’t understand how I’m sleepy the whole day... but when it’s time to sleep I have energy to run a whole marathon.
20. This tweet featuring a NSFW typo:
chicken*
21. Finally, this tweet that I want framed on my wall:
If I’m gonna be a mess imma be a hot one