1. His lyrics
2. Beck has deserved a Grammy since Beyoncé was 15 years old.
What's that? A person didn't get a Grammy before that you think deserved one? That sounds very familiar...
3. He wrote all his songs.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize this was the Songwriter of the Year Award.
4. He plays a lot of instruments.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize this was the Instrumentalist of the Year Award.
5. Beyoncé would never in a million years have the sheer brilliance to throw a shoe in an interview with Thurston Moore.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize this was the Beyoncé Would Never In A Million Years Have the Sheer Brilliance To Throw A Shoe In An Interview With Thurston Moore Award.