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Have you ever wondered when all this human madness will come together as a shapeless goo in a cocoon? Here's your chance to find out for yourself!

What Kind of Cocoon Will You Enter When It’s Time For Your Cocoon Stage?

Q: How would you rate your current mood?

Which musical genre is your favorite?

Give it a guess – when do you expect to slowly shift from being a human into a shapeless mass hibernating inside a cocoon?

What kind of being do you expect to be reborn as when your cocoon stage is over?

Which of these mental images stimulate you?

Which celebrity would you most want to bud with you?

Which of these actions most resonates with you?

What are you trying to escape from by becoming a cocoon?

Where is the ideal place for you to become a cocoon?

What changes do you want to see in society by the time you emerge?

Final Question: Which texture is your favorite?

The Ticonderoga Cocoon resembles one of our greatest enemies, The Wasp. It is strange and perhaps deceitful that you would choose to become such a cocoon. One must wonder if you are in fact a spy. Your future in the PC (post-cocoon) world will be bleak and full of mistrust. You ought to get your act together as soon as possible unless you want to be associated with wasps forever. On the bright side, the yellow coloring in the Ticonderoga wards off predators and jealous humans, so you should stay safe throughout the many years of hibernation.

Ticonderoga Cocoon

What a pity! You’ll go through all the trouble of wrapping yourself in fabrics, be they cotton, steel, or silk, only to emerge as a human with nothing changed. It’s clear that escaping into a cocoon won’t help you with any of your problems. Maybe it’s time to see a therapist, or at least have a good cry session thinking about the plight of the Baudelaire Orphans.

Human Cocoon

Oh dear. It looks like you’ll never emerge after all. Your evil ways have trapped you inside a stone prison rather than a chamber. The only way to seek retribution is to grow your hair long enough to provide a natural defense against stone. This will allow you to slither out rather than remain entrapped. However, you really ought to consider what led you to this state. Not to judge, but maybe it’s time you take a good hard look at yourself. There’s no getting out of Narnia.

Stone Cocoon

Though technically a Chrysalis, for the sake of this quiz we’ll call it a cocoon, since a human will be entering it instead of a butterfly. It will be extremely strange for you to wake up in a new world with wings and patterns where limbs will be, but once you get used to it it will be revitalizing and fun. Maybe even the closest thing to being an Angel on Earth. This cocoon blends in well with its surroundings, meaning you must be amiable and approachable. The PC world will be excellent for you as you fly about, eating flowers and grass, though you might already be doing all those things. Be free!

Monarch Cocoon

Looks like there’s some fame and fortune in your future. These glam gold cocoons reflect light, energize their inhabitants, and blind our enemies, The Wasps. Probably the most stylish and well respected cocoon, a timely classic. Your wealthy parents have probably been pushing you towards Cocoon Chanel, having been Chanels themselves. Good thing you’ll be living up to expectations. This cocoon is also attracted to other metallic ones, such as Bronzer Cocoon.

Cocoon Chanel

Money can’t buy happiness, which in this case is the therapeutic transformation into a well-protected cocoon. You’ll be stuck as a loser human forever, albeit a rich one. Let’s be clear on a few things. Your app to send pictures that are jigsaw/15 puzzles people have to rearrange to see the full picture is not going to “change the world” or “revolutionize communication”. The reason your growing start up has 90% male employees is not because it’s a “meritocracy”, it’s because you have sexist hiring practices. And for God’s sake, please stop complaining that women get special treatment in STEM fields. You’re part of the problem here.

Silicon Valley Non-Cocoon

How sweet! You’ll be in a cocoon with all your friends. If you’re lucky, your goop will mix up while you’re inside and you’ll end up with a body part a friend has that you always wanted, like an extra bendy finger or perfectly plucked eyebrows. You can throw wonderful parties inside your cocoon and invite other cocoons over like Cocoon Chanel, a real party animal. As a giant cocoon, you’ll be more vulnerable to attacks due to your stature, so it’s important to buffer the walls of your cocoon with seaweed or bean paste.

Giant Cocoon

Is it a relief that we do not understand everything in the Universe? Will we ever? Can we ever? This sense of wonder is inspiring. As a cocoon of our known universe, you will embody the knowledge of everything we have all worked for since the dawn of time, when Adam and Eve stepped out from the first cocoon after having previously been single celled organisms. Quite the honor, or maybe quite the curse. So much knowledge can drive one insane. You will know when all humans will ascend to cocoon. You will know the answers to every quiz on Buzzfeed. You will know why the caged bird sings. Isn’t that why we’re all here after all?

The Cocoon of Our Known Universe

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