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9.00am: A portrait of George IV literally scared the shit out of me. That fucker was fat.
10.00am: Cried for 20 minutes because I tried to contemplate how old great grandmama is and realised she's lived longer than my concept of time currently allows.
11.00am: Busted dad trying to comb his hair over the bald patch on top of his head. He pretended I hadn't seen but we both know I had.
12.00pm: Granny and grandpa (not the common ones) came round. Grandpa wouldn't stop banging on about some very diluted substance that he said would cure my bum rash. Dubious.
1.00pm: Went to sleep and when I woke up Mum called me her little prince. I found it to be a little too sickly sweet for my taste, if factually accurate. Could murder a rusk.