1. I still wake up from nightmares of how I messed up my audition
2. I should have just gone to med school like my brother
3. Maybe Taylor Swift is hiring
4. Well, I guess now I have to take over the family business.
5. I'll just wait and audition for the next 'Jaws' movie.
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