8 Things We Hate About Summer

Summer is coming and we can't wait, but with the good also comes some bad. Here is a list of everything we hate about summer and quick fixes to avoid them.

With summer quickly approaching, we all cannot wait to pull our tankinis out of storage and blow up our swimmies! While there is no doubt...

that summer 2015 will be the best summer yet, there are somethings that the population despises about the season that is to come.

1. Sticky Fingers

Whether it be from the popsicle that you get from the creepy ice cream man or from the sunscreen your mom asked you to rub on her back, summer remains full of sticky finger that are annoying af.

Quick fix:

Stop whining and jump in a pool or dive into some body of water. Your once sticky hands will now just be wet and you can go back to enjoying the summer you have always dreamed of.

2. Peeling

Not everyone minds this one, but it can be so freaking annoying. Everyone peels at some point in the summer because everyone gets sunburn at some point in the summer. Yeah, the sun burn sucks, but having sunburn does not make you like a walking disease. You do, however, look like a leprosy ridden bum when you are shedding your skin as you walk. Not cute.

Quick fix:

Don't wear black or other dark colors during your shedding phase for the sake of yourself and the vomit of others. People get pissed off when the parmesan shreds in their salad is actually your flaky skin.

3. Pit Stains

We all sweat or at least glisten and when the glistening comes straight from your armpits and through your shirt, it ain't pretty for your and the folks around you.

Quick fix:

Bring 45 shirts with you so in the event of the pit flood, just change into a new shirt. Men, an quick tip for you is to trim your pit hair. Get over it, girls don't really even like it. Manscape your underarms and they won't leak out sweat as much. Ladies, wear the least amount of clothes possible and you won't get hot enough to even sweat in the first place. #brainblast

4. Community Pools and Water Parks

These are both completely different places but the same stupid damn child has to drop his dookie in both. If there are little children wherever you go this summer, just assume that they will poop in any body of water. This will cause an evacuation and will waste your funtime in the wave pool.

Quick fix:

When you see the little monster squinting and breathing heavy, pick it up and throw it back at its cheap mother who wouldn't buy underwater diapers because they weren't on sale at WalMart.

5. That Summer Song

Every summer a song comes out that somehow plays every seconds of the whole season. It is great at first and you jam out in your car or with your friends and then it slowly becomes lethal. 98% of the human population will learn the lyrics and have a choreographed dance number to whatever the tune turns out to be.

Quick fix:

Don't Listen to the radio and make your own playlists. The radio plays four songs on a loop and leads you to despise any single. Learn the song so you can still participate in the summer, just don't go crazy with it. Just a peak into the future: Bad Blood was just released as Taylor Swift's next single and earybody knows how addicting a Swift song is. Who knows, it could be this summer's jam?!

6. Summer Jobs

If you're not an overprivileged tween whose daddy is sending them to tennis camp in Switzerland for the summer, chances are you have a summer job. These are the worst. Unless your job it to Instagram your "tan" thighs all summer, you probably won't enjoy it all that much. It doesn't matter what you are doing, all you can think about is leaving so you can go home and run through the sprinklers with your neighborhood pals. You are staring at the clock and counting down the minutes till you are free to get out of the hell that is keeping you from your summer activities.

Quick fix:

Work mornings if possible. This way you still have time to enjoy the day rather than working in the middle and wasting the whole day. Or just work your ass off during the school year so you make enough dollars that you can spend your whole summer however you want.

7. Unflatering Swimwear

Now there is nothing wrong will owning your size or being thick but when your rolls are hanging out of your extra small bikini, it becomes a problem for everyone else. No one wants to gag on their Klondike bar when a chunky broad strolls on the beach in a two piece. And bros, the rest of the beach doesn't want to see your fat ass crack every time a wave smacks against your beer belly.

Quick fix:

This advice is for the 400-800 pounders... Ladies wear a bathing suit that fits you properly and gentlemen tie your swimming trunks tightly on your waist so no one has the unfortunate experience of seeing your poop chute.

8. It's Over Fast

We all love summer but it always feels like it only lasts two hours and then back to the real world. You spend your time catching up on TV shows that you didn't have time to watch during the year or watching a new series on Netflix. Your 4 1/2 beach trips will be long forgotten and you'll be back at work/school in no time.

Quick fix:

Live summer to the fullest. Screw television and your couch and get up and do something. Make memories and go somewhere every time that you have a chance. Even just invite your friends over and have a Lime-A-Rita in the backyard. Do as much as possible to make the short summer filled with great times and feel longer.

H.A.G.S.

Have a great summer and try to avoid the annoying parts for the most enjoyable summer ever.