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    The Best Tweets Of @stats_canada

    The satirical twitter account @stats_canada literally tweets all the Canadian stereotypes you could ever imagine.

    All Tim Hortons fanatics would agree

    Canadians are able to roll rims 78% more effectively than anyone else

    Canadians are able to roll rims 78% more effectively than anyone else-- Stats Canada

    HOCKEY IS THE ONLY WAY

    85% of Canadian license plates have a hockey team logo on them

    85% of Canadian license plates have a hockey team logo on them-- Stats Canada

    Ah, childhood.

    The average Canadian 12 year-old earned $10,000 shovelling snow over the weekend

    The average Canadian 12 year-old earned $10,000 shovelling snow over the weekend-- Stats Canada

    I take that as a compliment...

    The average Canadian weighs 0.7 Americans

    The average Canadian weighs 0.7 Americans-- Stats Canada

    Because it's freezing 365 days of the year...

    The divorce rate in Canada is 10% because couples need body warmth to survive winter

    The divorce rate in Canada is 10% because couples need body warmth to survive winter-- Stats Canada

    Make snow forts, not war eh?

    63% of snow forts in Canada are not up to military standards

    63% of snow forts in Canada are not up to military standards-- Stats Canada

    Next to "eh"

    The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying "excuse me" in a crowd

    The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying "excuse me" in a crowd-- Stats Canada

    Third to 'Moose Chasing'...

    'Beard Growing' is the third most popular amateur sport in Canada

    'Beard Growing' is the third most popular amateur sport in Canada-- Stats Canada

    It's 100% during the playoffs...

    84% of Canadians get the most important news from TSN

    84% of Canadians get the most important news from TSN-- Stats Canada

    We're always prepared for shitty weather

    The average Canadian is always wearing at least 6 layers of clothing

    The average Canadian is always wearing at least 6 layers of clothing-- Stats Canada

    And other 60% fuelled by Canadian bacon.

    40% of Canadian cars are fuelled by maple syrup

    40% of Canadian cars are fuelled by maple syrup-- Stats Canada

    Don't forget the pinecones!

    The average Canadian eats twice as many snowcones than any other country on record

    The average Canadian eats twice as many snowcones than any other country on record-- Stats Canada

    And...

    Always.

    As of today, Canada is 0% of the way through the winter

    As of today, Canada is 0% of the way through the winter-- Stats Canada