2. All Tim Hortons fanatics would agree
Canadians are able to roll rims 78% more effectively than anyone else— Stats Canada
3. HOCKEY IS THE ONLY WAY
85% of Canadian license plates have a hockey team logo on them— Stats Canada
4. Ah, childhood.
The average Canadian 12 year-old earned $10,000 shovelling snow over the weekend— Stats Canada
5. I take that as a compliment…
The average Canadian weighs 0.7 Americans— Stats Canada
6. Because it’s freezing 365 days of the year…
The divorce rate in Canada is 10% because couples need body warmth to survive winter— Stats Canada
7. Make snow forts, not war eh?
63% of snow forts in Canada are not up to military standards— Stats Canada
8. Next to “eh”
The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying “excuse me” in a crowd— Stats Canada
9. Third to ‘Moose Chasing’…
‘Beard Growing’ is the third most popular amateur sport in Canada— Stats Canada
10. It’s 100% during the playoffs…
84% of Canadians get the most important news from TSN— Stats Canada
11. We’re always prepared for shitty weather
The average Canadian is always wearing at least 6 layers of clothing— Stats Canada
12. And other 60% fuelled by Canadian bacon.
40% of Canadian cars are fuelled by maple syrup— Stats Canada
13. Don’t forget the pinecones!
The average Canadian eats twice as many snowcones than any other country on record— Stats Canada
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