All Tim Hortons fanatics would agree
Canadians are able to roll rims 78% more effectively than anyone else
Canadians are able to roll rims 78% more effectively than anyone else-- Stats Canada
HOCKEY IS THE ONLY WAY
85% of Canadian license plates have a hockey team logo on them
85% of Canadian license plates have a hockey team logo on them-- Stats Canada
Ah, childhood.
The average Canadian 12 year-old earned $10,000 shovelling snow over the weekend
The average Canadian 12 year-old earned $10,000 shovelling snow over the weekend-- Stats Canada
I take that as a compliment...
The average Canadian weighs 0.7 Americans
The average Canadian weighs 0.7 Americans-- Stats Canada
Because it's freezing 365 days of the year...
The divorce rate in Canada is 10% because couples need body warmth to survive winter
The divorce rate in Canada is 10% because couples need body warmth to survive winter-- Stats Canada
Make snow forts, not war eh?
63% of snow forts in Canada are not up to military standards
63% of snow forts in Canada are not up to military standards-- Stats Canada
Next to "eh"
The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying "excuse me" in a crowd
The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying "excuse me" in a crowd-- Stats Canada
Third to 'Moose Chasing'...
'Beard Growing' is the third most popular amateur sport in Canada
'Beard Growing' is the third most popular amateur sport in Canada-- Stats Canada
It's 100% during the playoffs...
84% of Canadians get the most important news from TSN
84% of Canadians get the most important news from TSN-- Stats Canada
We're always prepared for shitty weather
The average Canadian is always wearing at least 6 layers of clothing
The average Canadian is always wearing at least 6 layers of clothing-- Stats Canada
And other 60% fuelled by Canadian bacon.
40% of Canadian cars are fuelled by maple syrup
40% of Canadian cars are fuelled by maple syrup-- Stats Canada
Don't forget the pinecones!
The average Canadian eats twice as many snowcones than any other country on record
The average Canadian eats twice as many snowcones than any other country on record-- Stats Canada
And...
Always.
As of today, Canada is 0% of the way through the winter
As of today, Canada is 0% of the way through the winter-- Stats Canada
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