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The Best Tweets Of @stats_canada

The satirical twitter account @stats_canada literally tweets all the Canadian stereotypes you could ever imagine.

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All Tim Hortons fanatics would agree

Canadians are able to roll rims 78% more effectively than anyone else

Canadians are able to roll rims 78% more effectively than anyone else-- Stats Canada

HOCKEY IS THE ONLY WAY

85% of Canadian license plates have a hockey team logo on them

85% of Canadian license plates have a hockey team logo on them-- Stats Canada

Ah, childhood.

The average Canadian 12 year-old earned $10,000 shovelling snow over the weekend

The average Canadian 12 year-old earned $10,000 shovelling snow over the weekend-- Stats Canada

I take that as a compliment...

The average Canadian weighs 0.7 Americans

The average Canadian weighs 0.7 Americans-- Stats Canada

Because it's freezing 365 days of the year...

The divorce rate in Canada is 10% because couples need body warmth to survive winter

The divorce rate in Canada is 10% because couples need body warmth to survive winter-- Stats Canada

Make snow forts, not war eh?

63% of snow forts in Canada are not up to military standards

63% of snow forts in Canada are not up to military standards-- Stats Canada

Next to "eh"

The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying "excuse me" in a crowd

The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying "excuse me" in a crowd-- Stats Canada

Third to 'Moose Chasing'...

'Beard Growing' is the third most popular amateur sport in Canada

'Beard Growing' is the third most popular amateur sport in Canada-- Stats Canada

It's 100% during the playoffs...

84% of Canadians get the most important news from TSN

84% of Canadians get the most important news from TSN-- Stats Canada

We're always prepared for shitty weather

The average Canadian is always wearing at least 6 layers of clothing

The average Canadian is always wearing at least 6 layers of clothing-- Stats Canada

And other 60% fuelled by Canadian bacon.

40% of Canadian cars are fuelled by maple syrup

40% of Canadian cars are fuelled by maple syrup-- Stats Canada

Don't forget the pinecones!

The average Canadian eats twice as many snowcones than any other country on record

The average Canadian eats twice as many snowcones than any other country on record-- Stats Canada

And...

Always.

As of today, Canada is 0% of the way through the winter

As of today, Canada is 0% of the way through the winter-- Stats Canada

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