1. They make great companions with your pets
2. They're into whatever you like
3. They're cuddly
4. They like bird companions too
5. They love celery so technically they will eat your veggies
6. They love scratches
7. They are master of tricks...
8. Some of them actually can talk
9. They know they're freakin' cute
10. AND THEY ARE FIERCE AS FUCK
MOVE OVER BEYONCE.