5. Sam's great with people
4. Sam's a go-getter
3. Sam's beautiful mind
2. Sam's a team player
1. Sam's communication skills
Okay but in all seriousness...
My online presence is something I take rather seriously, namely in that I prefer to keep it closely guarded. I hope that this has entertained you. While it hasn't told you anything about me, it's design is to demonstrate my competence with the web.
If you would like to get to know me, please arrange an interview.