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    Top 5 Reasons To Hire Samuel David Richardson

    Selecting and appointing a person from an online job listing can feel like prospecting in an open sewer. Here's why you should cut through the crap and go straight for your best choice; Samuel David Richardson.

    5. Sam's great with people

    4. Sam's a go-getter

    3. Sam's beautiful mind

    2. Sam's a team player

    1. Sam's communication skills

    Okay but in all seriousness...

    My online presence is something I take rather seriously, namely in that I prefer to keep it closely guarded. I hope that this has entertained you. While it hasn't told you anything about me, it's design is to demonstrate my competence with the web.

    If you would like to get to know me, please arrange an interview.