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8 Things No One Told You About Your Girlfriend

1.) She Desperately Wants To Do Your Makeup.

2.) She'll Fart At Great Length, Whether You Want Her To Or Not.

3.) She Secretly Wonders What It Would Be Like To Have A Penis.

4.) She'll Steal YOUR Razor To Shave Her Entire Body..Including The Naughty Bits.

5.) She's Fantasized About You Hooking Up With A Dude...Seriously, She Has.

6.) She'll Never Stop Commenting About How "Fat" She Is...Ever.

7.) She Practices Her Twerk While You Aren't Looking.

8.) She Loves You The Most When She's Angry.

8 Things No One Told You About Your Girlfriend

1.) She Desperately Wants To Do Your Makeup.

2.) She'll Fart At Great Length, Whether You Want Her To Or Not.

3.) She Secretly Wonders What It Would Be Like To Have A Penis.

4.) She'll Steal YOUR Razor To Shave Her Entire Body..Including The Naughty Bits.

5.) She's Fantasized About You Hooking Up With A Dude...Seriously, She Has.

6.) She'll Never Stop Commenting About How "Fat" She Is...Ever.

7.) She Practices Her Twerk While You Aren't Looking.

8.) She Loves You The Most When She's Angry.

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