Hide Yo Kid, Hide Yo Wife and Hide Yo Toilettes, Cause They Shittin On Errybody Out Here
An 18-year-old Chicago man paid an uninvited visit to a few downtown residents, leaving behind his pants, cell phone and a “heavily soiled toilet” in a West Gorham Street apartment, according to a Madison police report. Read the rest of the story at DumbCollegeKids.com
52 Varieties of Douche
Male claims to be ketchup company heir. At around 12:40 a.m. Saturday, an Oxford Police Department (OPD) officer on patrol outside The Wood's Food and Spirits reportedly noticed a male urinating on the sidewalk. The officer reportedly stopped his car and approached the male, who began to zip up his pants before walking away. Read the rest of the story @ DumbCollegeKids.com
Couple Rescued After Using Sex Doll As Raft
A couple in Australia was rescued after attempting to float down a river near Melbourne on an inflatable sex doll. And we have pictures to prove it! The man and woman, both 19 years old, were drifting down the Yarra River in Victoria when the woman lost her grip on the sex toy in increasingly turbulent water on Sunday. Read the rest @ DumbCollegeKids.com
LA Dongers Hoodie For Sale!
From the makers of the "Doroit Pistons" hoodie comes a new line of apparel for the fan favorite LA Dongers! Specially designed for the female fanbase, this hoodie comes in hot pink and prominently displays the classic Donger logo on front. Truly a must buy for Donger fans nationwide!
Public Service Announcement: "Groin-Punch ‘Game’ Not Cool"
Injuries from ‘sack-tapping’ and 'nut-tag' attacks on the rise, doctors say. Though most won’t admit it unless they have to, more teen boys are being treated after cringe-worthy attacks in which they’re slapped or punched in the groin, sometimes causing serious harm requiring surgery, doctors say. Read The Rest @ DumbCollegeKids.com
"I Took Too Many Shrooms Man"
Two Texas A&M students were arrested on drug charges Wednesday in connection with an incident in which police responded to a 911 emergency call and one man allegedly told an officer he "took too many 'shrooms'." When the officer first arrived at the home on Poplar Street, one of the occupants said the call had been an accident. But another occupant, a 19 year-old male, disclosed that he needed to go to the hospital because he had eaten too many mushrooms, police reported. Emergency responders determined that each of the suspects had ingested about two grams of the drug and needed to be taken to the hospital for treatment. Police obtained a search warrant for the home and found nine grams of psilocybin mushrooms inside. The collected sample was sent to the Department of Public Safety Crime Lab for testing and came back positive in late August. Both suspects remained in the Brazos County Jail Wednesday in lieu of $25,000 bail each.
Your Call Can Not Be Completed ... Because You Are A Ra-Tard!
Gulfport, Florida - A man found out it's a bad idea to make a random phone call to try and sell drugs and it's even worse if the person at the other end of the line is a cop. Gulfport Police say that's what happened Sunday night when Shaquille McKinney dialed a wrong number, calling the home of Gulfport Police detective Matt Parks. Parks told McKinney he had the wrong number, but before he hung up, investigators say McKinney asked the officer if he wanted to buy some drugs. Investigators say Detective Parks arranged to meet McKinney in a nearby school parking lot where on duty officers were waiting. Officers arrested McKinney and the man driving McKinney to the school. McKinney was charged with possession of Marijuana with intent to distribute within 1,000 feet of a school. The driver also faces charges in the drug deal and for driving with a suspended license.