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There are two men inside every person... one's a fast food mascot and the other is a horror villain.

Ronald McDonald down in the sewers like he's Pennywise

Build Your Dream Man To Discover Your Horror Villain + Fast Food Mascot Combo

Build A Man To Reveal Your Horror + Fast Food Combo

Out of these fine gents, who tickles your fancy the most?

Whew, it's getting hot in here. What quality do you value most in your significant other?

Cool, cool. What house will y'all live in?

What pet will you lovebirds adopt?

How will you make your amor dress?

What will your dream man's dreamy eye color be?

What's his best quality going to be?

Uh oh – you just got in your first big fight! How will bubby make it up to you?

Last but not least... Oh no! Your mancakes just ate some bad Chinese, and now he's got food poisoning. What will his last words to you be?

You're a kingpin, a true baron of the fast food kingdom, and a legendary game master. You knew exactly what you were doing the moment you walked out of the house today. People are pawns, made to either do your bidding or serve as your entertainment. You also like to wear fun makeup.

Jigsaw riding a bike with Ronald McDonald riding behind him

Ronald McDonald/Jigsaw

You work in the shadows, preferring the cover of night to work on all your irons in the fire. The person you are during the day is but a sunny facade that obscures the dark machinations within your mind. You love minimalist fashion, opting for black and white over garish colors.

The Ghostface killer next to the Chik-fil-A cow mascot 

Chick-fil-A Cow/Ghostface

You're literally unhinged, man. Whether you were in charge of taking care of the Overlook Hotel for the winter or hosting children's birthday parties, you had ONE job.

Jack from the shining staring through the hole he axed through the door at Chuck E. Cheese

Charles Entertainment Cheese/Jack Torrance

No one knows what's underneath that mask of yours. The world sees you one way, but what is it that you don't want us to see? Nothing is obscured from the eyes of the King, my friend.

The Burger King and Michael Myers being all creepy in their masks

The Burger King/Michael Myers

This may seem incongruous, but hear me out. You have an old soul, your mind yearning for something more idealistic in the form of dreams. You shape yourself into what you want people to see, a master of manifestation.

Build Your Dream Man To Discover Your Horror Villain + Fast Food Mascot Combo

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