Is it my poetic storytelling that’s making you tear up? Or the horseradish? Either way, finish up that soft pretzel ‘cause we about to ball outta control. Matzo ball, outta control.
Kidz Bop? More like, Yidz Bop! If Weird Al and Barbara Streisand had a baby, this would be its lullaby album.
(Author’s Note: I’m Jewish, so I can say this stuff.)
Check-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out. Your local listings, that is.