It's been a while since I've have the hankerin' to ride a "rocking ram stud." Good thing Creepy McGee turned up to show us all a good time, complete with a picture of the said object in use, which will forever be burned into my memory
I was looking through the local paper and saw a picture of someone's dearly departed smiling out at me in the obituaries....RIGHT NEXT EFFING DOOR TO A GRIM REAPER POINTING HIS BONY FINGER AT ME! Nothing says classy like, "We provide you with the ability to publicly remember your loved ones. And oh ya, you're next, motherf*@#er!"
I'm in sales. My career has taken me across the world from Vancouver, Canada, to spending 4 years in South Africa living in a mansion, then back to Canada. I make REALLY good money and have all kinds of perks (I just returned from a vacation in Hawaii that was fully paid for by my…Â
Not a lot of people can say this, I guess. I moved to South Africa from Canada for work for about 4 years, and I ended up living in Oscar Pistorius's old house. Yep. THAT house. I mean, I knew it was a relatively infamous murder house, but I don't think I was actually prepared for…Â
A case of fart putty. For real. There's something immensely satisfying about jamming your finger into a tub of goo and being reminded of that time you ate Taco Bell for breakfast after a series of regrettable decisions the night before. But without the discomfort. Great for planes,…Â
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