1. "Cool, what part?"
2. "You know Eminem?"
3. "Don't cut me!"
4. "Is it really that bad?"
Well there's an Ebola outbreak and genocide in other places, but sure, Detroit is THE WORST PLACE YOU POSSIBLY COULD BE.
Yes, we all live on 8 Mile. How'd you know?
Well there's an Ebola outbreak and genocide in other places, but sure, Detroit is THE WORST PLACE YOU POSSIBLY COULD BE.
Oh yeah, never heard that one before. :-/
I'm sorry, I can't hear you — your words are making my ears hurt. One of us should walk away now.
We get it, we get it. Your football team sucks too, so we're all in this together. You know ~exactly~ how it is to be from Detroit.
Never start a sentence this way. Nvr.
And you are.so.basic.
I'm so glad this fascinates you. Tell me again how our real estate market sounds like an excellent opportunity for exploitation.
No, actually, I pronounced "pop" correctly, thanx!
Yup, they match my "pimp suit."
Oh goodie! I do too... 'cause it's home.
Couldn't wait to flee from my family and friends!
The same stuff you probably do in your uncool little no-name hicktown. Except with style and flair.
Usually followed by a story about how they didn't actually go there, but the plane landed "at the Detroit airport" and then they went to visit one of their "buddies" in a suburb somewhere.
Never heard it.
There's over 700,000 people still there (some by choice, some with nowhere else to go), trying to work, go to school, raise families, and make a decent living despite our current conditions. We're a tough, resilient bunch who are about action, not talk. And we don't run from our problems. So you can stay gone!
Imagine you are looking at the remains of your house, which was just destroyed in a tornado/hurricane/wildfire, and someone says, "Boy, that's tough. ... You think things are gonna get any better?" Wouldn't you want to punch them in the throat?
And the answer to this, by the way, is yes.