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    Spock Creates Spreadsheet Of Alien Life Forms’ Excuses Not To Have Sex With Him; Document Goes Viral

    Surprised this isn't longer.

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    Spock Creates Spreadsheet Of Alien Life Forms’ Excuses Not To Have Sex With Him; Document Goes Viral

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