Comics·Updated on Aug 23, 2020. Posted on Apr 24, 201412 Thoughts Of A True Lazy EaterWhy food snobs and food slobs should probably never date. Drawings by Toothpaste For Dinnerby by Drew ToothpasteBuzzFeed Contributor, by Kevin TangBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Why take-out > sit-down: 7. What you should invent: 8. What trend diets sound like to you: 9. *With non-Celiacs. 10. BAN THESE PEOPLE: 11. ABSOLUTELY NOT: 12. How your date thinks you feed yourself: Read more Toothpaste For Dinner comics to protect yourself against rampant Yelpers.