9 Reasons You're Going To Be Just Fine Deb

It might not feel like it right now, but you will be ok. But in case you don't believe me here are 9 reasons why you will be back and better than ever.

9. DAT AZZZZZ

While all of us dream of having an ass like Beyonce, you do! Or at least a very close skinny-white-Jewish-girl version.

8. The Ultimate "Cool Girl That Likes Sports"

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A girl that lives and dies by the Georgia football season? Who could resist! While your "passion" can sometimes be really scary, most of the time it makes you the hottest girl at the sports bar.

7. You're a Boss Lady

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You're an independent, successful woman. ROAR BABY ROAR.

6. You love to laugh... at yourself, mostly.

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You are quick to laugh and never quicker then when laughing at one of your own jokes.

5. Deb Face

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No one, and I mean NO ONE, escapes the Deb Face. Anyone who likes the Hard to Get-type won't stand a chance after your first very obvious eye-roll.

4. You're great with kids and love your family

You are the best aunt there is and manage to spend so much time with your family despite the distance. Same goes for friends--you are fiercely loyal and always there. A very important quality in a mate.

3. Speaking of things attractive in a mate... those!

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Right now you might want to hide out in a turtleneck, but soon enough you'll be busting out in a new red dress!

2. Your appetite--for life?

There are few people who are more fun to be around than Deb on a "cheat day" or week or month or whatever. You can eat anyone under the table and lucky for you, it all goes to your boobs and butt (you bitch).

1. Because you have a lot of people who love you

Things suck right now, but you have a lot of people who care and will be there with you throughout this shitty time. Love you longtime Debacheer!

Now here's a baby pig taking a bath.

xo - Drew