1. Excitement.
Oh my god, look at this Groupon, clear vision is not that expensive... maybe we should do it
2. Annoyance
Wait, why do I have to wear glasses all week? This is obnoxious
3. Fear
Why god WHY did I watch that YouTube video?!?!
4. Denial
I’m going to pretend like I never saw that. It won’t be that bad. I’ll just keep thinking about how clear my vision will be 48 hours later.
5. Bargaining
Maybe they’ll give me a Xanax... Yeah I’m definitely getting Xanax.
6. ANGER
Why the hell did we think this was a good idea?
7. Regret
It can’t be worth it. I might abandon my $100 deposit.
8. Acceptance
Whatever. If we die at least we lived good lives.
9. The Procedure
Xanax. Terrifying. Nice doctors. Foggy Memories. Survival.
10. Surprise
WOAHHH. It wasn’t that bad!!!!
11. Extreme Confidence
We know we look really good.
12. LOVE.
Oh my god. Sooooo flippin' glad we did this