20 Strange Things Professional Sports Team Are Trying To Sell To You

For a mere $6.95, you can have this lovely Pittsburgh Penguins wind up toy that even Miley Cyrus would envy.

Because nothing says I love soccer like a lawn gnome wearing an eagle head. Its yours for just $8.99 from DC United.

Want to take film pictures at the Miami Heat game? Do so in style with this $12 officially licensed option.

And, yes, apparently they do still make disposable cameras.

In case you are a fan of hockey and NHK programming, the Toronto Maple Leafs have you covered for $12.95.

In the event you need branding on your hangers... The Los Angeles Dodgers have just what you need for only $14.99 per pack of three.

Because nothing quite says I am a football fan from Florida like a sled. The Jacksonville Jaguars will send this your way in exchange for $19.19.

The Boston Celtics are selling this for just $19.95.

The perfect gift for any New York Knicks fan, and it's only $19.95!

Because nothing says I'm a Chicago Blackhawks fan quite like a frog statue. It's yours for $24.95

For when your child can't jump in the pool without supporting the Boston Red Sox, there are these $24.99 swim goggles.

Apparently Mickey is a fan of both the Indianapolis Colts and blankets. I suppose this is a result of there being no NFL team in Los Angeles. $35.00

Forget placing a napkin on your lap, just wear a towel skirt.

Available for $49.95 from the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Let your friends know you're a Seattle Mariners fan from the time they arrive at your front door for just $49.99.

For the Tampa Bay Rays fan who has everything, here come branded window blinds starting at $84.99

For the Dallas Cowboys fan who has everything, you can now own your own pair of Cowboy Boots -- the same ones worn by the famous Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. If you have to ask the price, it's probably too much.