10 Reasons "Doug" Was The Worst Thing To Happen To Dougs Everywhere

Talk to any Doug you know of a certain age, they will have a complicated relationship with the Nickelodeon/Disney Show. Damn you, Jim Jinkins.

1. You introduce yourself to some new people, they instinctively have to sing the theme song

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Please stop

2. "We're all dressing up like superheroes; you can be Quailman"

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Sorry, I will be going as the Blue Power Ranger. My underwear will remain inside my pants.

3. People instinctively think you are a shy, artistic, clumsy person

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No, I am in fact not exactly the same as an animated fictional character.

To be fair, Pizza is pretty good, though

4. "You have a girlfriend? What's her name? Patti Mayonnaise?"

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Speaking of Which...

5. "My dog is not named Porkchop."

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6. "My best friend is neither blue nor named Skeeter."

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7. "I'm not from Bluffington."

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8. "The Beets are not my favorite band."

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And, of course...

9. "My last name is not Funnie."

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Please stop asking.

Also...

10. Roger Klotz is still the worst.

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Seriously.