Vulture Suspected of Spying for Israel Freed by Saudi Arabia
Saudi Arabia has announced that they are ready to release the avian suspected of being an Israeli Mossad agent. They have determined that the tracking device on the bird was not linked to espionage. It has been reported that the influential Saudi nature authority, Bandar bin Saud, was the catalyst of this recent enlightenment. The Society for the Protection of Nature in Israel advised that it is both joyous and festive at the news. Yay!
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