9 Annoying Jokes That Still Exist In The Suburbs

Anyone living in the 'burbs has at least one friend who still uses these jokes / gags

1. "Your Computer's slow? Must Be All That Porn You Downloaded"

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Who still DOWNLOADS porn?! You've heard of streaming, right?! It's 2014...

Are you expecting to be without internet at some point? Unlikely in this day and age. In the event that something terrible happens and we lose all Internet access (my bet is on Zombie Apocalypse), porn should be the least of your worries.

2. "No Shit, Sherlock!"

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You stay out of this, Watson...

3. "That's what she said"

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No, I'm pretty sure she didn't.

Michael Scott was the last person to get away with saying this.

4. "That Awkward Moment When..."

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Randomly sticking this phrase in front of something mundane that happened to you doesn't make your life sound any more interesting, nor is it funny. It only makes you a target.

5. Chuck Norris jokes

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^ A man undoubtedly inspired by the Chuck Norris craze

Yes, Chuck Norris jokes still exist in parts of the suburbs. It's a mystery as to where the first joke ever came from. Most origin stories of this phenomenon include some version of Chuck punching the universe into existence, but alas, this is likely another Chuck Norris joke.

6. "I'm GAY!" Facebook status hack

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Inexplicably, hacking a friend's Facebook account activates an inert sense of homophobia in most guys. Many variations of this lame prank exist...

"I like having dick in my mouth"
"I can't keep this secret anymore. I love men!"
"I <3 Penis"

Utterly without humor or merit.

7. Pretending Not to Get a Joke at First: "Ohhhh... Now I get it!"

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Let's be honest; the last time we ever legitimately laughed at this one was when we heard it for the first time in grade school…or when the hot chick in your friend group did it. Then everyone laughed.

8. Race jokes

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The late George Carlin, one of the greatest stand up comics of our time once said, "I believe you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke."

That being said, 95% of race "jokes" are poorly constructed, unoriginal, and tasteless stereotypes used to bring someone down. Why be both offensive and unfunny? Let's leave race jokes to the comedians, shall we?

9. Women jokes

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Similar to race jokes; zero creativity involved in restating stereotypes that have been around for ages. If you're looking to receive cheap laughs, perhaps a "dead baby" or a "knock-knock" joke?