1. Dogs don't care if you're rich or poor, smart or dumb. Via idratherbewithmydog.net A dog won't ask how much money you make, or your SAT scores. They exist to love you and provide companionship. 2. A dog loves with zero strings attached. Via idratherbewithmydog.net What dog ever said, "I'll love you forever, but you need to sign a prenup" 3. A dog will never talk about you behind your back. Via idratherbewithmydog.net It happens all the time, people we think we can trust end up talking s* behind our backs. Never the case with a dog. 4. You can do the goofiest things with a dog, and they'll never REALLY care. Via idratherbewithmydog.net A dog just wants to be goofy with you, plain and simple. If only people were that easy to get along with. 5. A dog ALWAYS makes time for you. Via idratherbewithmydog.net Even our closest friends sometimes pull the "I don't have time" excuse, but not a dog. They are there when you need them the most. 6. They give the best kisses. Via idratherbewithmydog.net Face it, a dog knows how to give kisses better than most people. 7. A dog will never betray you. Via 7. A dog understands you better than anybody else in this world. Your dog is your truest friend, confidant, and companion. They are by your side no matter what. 8. A dog never asks "Where have you been?" or "Why are you home so late?" Via idratherbewithmydog.net Granted, your dog is probably a little upset you weren't with him/her, but they'll never give you hell like mom or dad, husband or wife. 9. Dogs don't hold grudges. Via idratherbewithmydog.net Even the greatest people in the world have a grudge or two. Not a dog. They may be weary of a certain person or not like certain things, but they don't hold anything against you. 10. You're always the smartest, funniest, coolest, and hippest person to your dog. Damn straight.