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    13 Things Only Child Soldiers Will Understand

    Nobody else gets it!

    DougtheBug
    by DougtheBug

    Community Contributor

    1. Your best friend is made of metal!

    Kind of like a transformer! But it transforms other's people's lives!

    2. You always have to be exercising!

    Those things are heavy!

    3. And Accessorizing!

    Because you DON'T want to be seen!

    4. You're Only As Good As Your Team!

    Like football with bayonets!

    5. Mortar isn't just for keeping houses together!

    Mostly it tears nations apart!

    6. Posture is Key!

    You need to learnt to crawl before you walk, and you need to stand straight before you shoot people!

    7. The Importance of Imagination!

    If you pretend you're someone else, you can block out the horrible memories!

    8. Making Your Family Proud

    By shooting your old family in their sleep!

    9. Crippling Poverty!

    10. Extreme Hunger!

    11. How Great This Guy Is!

    Kony 2012? Why not Kony Forever!

    12. And What the F*** is a First World Problem?

    13. Because I Got 99 Problems, and Ain't None of Them So Easy

    It's A Hard Knock Life.

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