Every once in a very long while, you wake up in the morning, get dressed, and all of a sudden something comes over you.
You look in the mirror, and everything’s the same, yet nothing’s the same.
Because your bulge — no matter how big or small…
...looks and feels incredible.
It's a little fuller than usual.
A little pokier.
Like it's become invested with special powers.
And it gives you an extra spring in your step.
It almost seems to have taken on a life of its own.
You go about your day as usual, but deep down you just want everyone to know it's glory.
But really, this GBD is not about anyone else — just you.
And absolute best thing is when one (or more!) of your friends is having a GBD as well.
You can totally pretend to be modest.
But you know the truth.
So, happy good bulge day to you, sir! You’ve earned it.
