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13 Thoughts Obama Had While He Was Probably Being Brainwashed

Pretty clever of them to disguise this reprogramming session as a taped historical event.

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1. "Wowsers, this is kind of exciting!"

2. "OK, gotta remember..."

"...pick up some TP and AA batteries after work today."

3. "Oh, and let's finally try those Sofritas at Chipotle for lunch."

4. "I wonder what Biden's up to, lol."

5. "Alrighty, here we go! First president to get..."

"...uh, 3D..."

"...mapped..."

6. "Uhhh..."

"..."

7. "The Martians... are not... invaders."

8. "They are..."

"...our friends."

9. "The Big Bang Theory... is... the funniest sitcom... ever."

10. "His name... is Boner... not... Boehner."

11. "Must... send... shout-out... to... pears."

12. "The password is..."

"OK, that's all for today, Mr. President!"

13. "Great, thanks guys. Chipotle time!"

"No, thank you... Mr. President."

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