1. How to do your job properly.
Luckily, “fake it till you make it” is still working.
3. Men. (Even if you are a man.)
5. How to decorate like a grown-up.
Where are all of the classy pillows and trinkets you were supposed to acquire?
6. How to handle hangovers.
Even though you’re a classier drunk, hangovers actually seem to be getting worse.
9. The secret of a long-lasting relationship.
Is it really possible to be with someone forever without driving them insane?
10. What the stock market even is.
There are bears and bulls, and now apparently wolves.
11. Why some friendships shouldn’t last forever.
21. What “401(k)” even means.
Is this some sudoku acronym?
22. Why good equity comes from having more houses than cars.
“Hi, I do stuff. What stuff do you do?”
27. How to do all kinds of buildin’ and fixin’.
Or any, really.
But you’ll continue to explain yourself with song lyrics until you do.
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