30 Things You Thought You’d Understand By Age 30

When does that “wisdom” thing kick in?

1. How to do your job properly.


Luckily, “fake it till you make it” is still working.

2. How to flirt without acting like a dweebazoid.

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3. Men. (Even if you are a man.)

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4. Women. (Especially if you are a woman.)

5. How to decorate like a grown-up.


Where are all of the classy pillows and trinkets you were supposed to acquire?

6. How to handle hangovers.

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Even though you’re a classier drunk, hangovers actually seem to be getting worse.

7. Patience.

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It’s a virtue you haven’t quite figured out yet.

8. Why you’re drawn to the wrong people.

9. The secret of a long-lasting relationship.

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Is it really possible to be with someone forever without driving them insane?

10. What the stock market even is.

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There are bears and bulls, and now apparently wolves.

11. Why some friendships shouldn’t last forever.

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12. Whether or not you’re really fit to be a parent.

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13. Why your body works against you.

What’s a metabolism? And why does hair insist on migrating south?

14. Why you always dance like a fool when Beyoncé comes on.

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You’re embarrassing you.

15. What the heck you should be eating.

It seems every year the FDA comes up with something else that’s bad for you.

16. How to convince yourself to work out more often than just the first week of each year.

17. Why you suffer from foot-in-mouth disease.

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That’s still a thing.

18. The art of being a sex god/goddess.

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19. How to properly prioritize the things that truly matter to you.

20. How to dress age-appropriately.

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So, no miniskirts?

21. What “401(k)” even means.


Is this some sudoku acronym?

22. Why good equity comes from having more houses than cars.


23. Why you still can’t afford multiple houses AND cars.

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24. The anatomy of the perfect cover letter/résumé.

25. Networking.

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“Hi, I do stuff. What stuff do you do?”

26. How to speak another language.

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Instead your Rosetta Stone is just collecting dust.

27. How to do all kinds of buildin’ and fixin’.


Or any, really.

28. Love.

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But you’ll continue to explain yourself with song lyrics until you do.

29. Moderation.

It’s not necessary to eat five pieces of pizza just because it’s free.

30. Your purpose.

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But it’s all good! You’ll definitely understand these things by 40.

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