1. Nothing's better than hanging with your bestie.
2. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Nothing kick starts your day like cereal that "talks" to you.
3. Don't trust a much older man in super tight meggings.
No matter how good he is with his hands.
4. All work and no play makes you dull as a Doozer.
5. It's okay to indulge.
6. Positive body image is so important.
And you can listen to Miss Piggy. She be lookin' good.
I mean damn.
7. Getting clean is (almost) as fun as getting dirty.
8. Friends come in all sizes.
9. Respect your elders.
10. You can't help who you love.
11. Having talented friends comes in handy.
If only for entertainment's sake.
12. It's okay to be a little weird.
13. There is always someone who understands.
14. Life isn't always fair.
15. Stealing is wrong.
16. It's okay to be afraid sometimes.
17. Get plenty of exercise.
18. Hanging with the wrong crowd can suck the life out of you.
19. It's okay to ask for help if you're stuck on a problem.
20. Eat your veggies.
21. Sometimes bullies just need someone to listen.
22. Always follow your dreams.
23. And finally: pay no attention to haters.
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