There is a short, pissy little drunk man that lives in my home. His Name is Wilbur, and he's the most adorable man beast you'll ever see.
Wilbur (Wilbz) is a basset shar-pei with raging alcoholism and a monsterous libido. Prefers rye over bourbon.
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