1. Unemployment? What Does That Even Mean?
2. Jewelry Is More than Just Swag
3. You Don't Have to Finish a Book To Gain The Benefits From It
4. Since You Never Have to Worry About Insurance...
5. You'll End Up With More Money Than You Know What to Do With
6. And Your Star Sign Is Actually Worth Something Real
7. No Matter What, There's Never A Shortage Of Things To Do In Your Free Time
8. And, Despite Your Adventuring, You Never Have to Worry About Food Going Bad
9. Pollution Just Doesn't Exist
10. And No One Cares Who You Watch a Sunset With
11. Gravity Need Not Apply
12. And Although Ignoring Physics May Get Tiring, Sleep Is For the Weak
13. But When You Do Sleep, You Know You Earned It
14. And, If Life Gets Boring, You Can Always Change It
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