What Happens When Thor Discovers The Internet?

    Asgardians and social media just don't mix. Jon Athmann of Team Pwnicorn answers this burning question.

    If you give a god a laptop, he's going to want a Twitter account.

    If you sign him up for Twitter, he's going to discover Instagram.

    If he discovers Instagram, he'll want to share on Facebook.

    If he shares on Facebook, he's going to have one friend that linked their Tumblr to it.

    If he gets a Tumblr, he'll need a Pinterest to help bookmark good ideas.

    And if he gets really into pinning recipes, he'll need a LinkedIn to be a baker.