15 Ways To Blend In According To "Star Trek" Aliens
Humans are suspicious but easy to trick! Make sure you follow these tips to have a hassle-free time traveling experience.
Invest in some quality hats. Humans love hats.
Knitting is a logical, orderly hobby to help augment your hat collection.
Consider a dapper fedora. Humans will be dazzled into overlooking your exposed ears.
If you leave home without a hat, a hasty cowl* will suffice.
WARNING: Only use this hat if trapped in Germany or occupied territories between 1939-1945!
When time traveling to the 1980s, a headband* says "I know of Flash Dance and love this human fashion phenomenon!"
Or just style your hair to cover your ears. Voilà! Instant hottie disguise.
For the forehead challenged, a Stetson is a go-to fashion accessory.
A medieval hoodie has the added bonus of keeping the chill out.
For the single Klingon looking for love, the pimp hat is a universal human mating signal.
While not the most fashionable, the "broken nose" ruse is effective and earns respect/sympathy from humans.
Invest in a travel tube of body paint to cover up telltale spots of a Trill native in case of emergency time travel.
Androids may use facial hair to draw attention away from their deathly pallor.
Facial hair combined with the classic hat can be a perfect* solution to many human interactions!
Of course, when in doubt the intrepid android can mollify suspicious humans by claiming to be "French."
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