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You know the importance of a dramatic entrance.
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And an impeccably timed exit.
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At work, you are a totally chill and fair boss.
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But you have a super low tolerance for morons.
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And you are not afraid to voice your displeasure.
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You're always happy to do a favor for your co-workers or boss.
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At least as far as they know.
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But patience is a virtue and a you'll call in those favors.
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You're sure of your flawlessness and happy in your own company.
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But you know exactly how to dress to impress.
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And have the best fashion sense.
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Which people try to copy all the time.
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When you deign to go out, you're the life of the party.
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Because you are a master of social interaction.
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And always seal the deal with the hottest piece there.
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That you are completely inseparable from.
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And brook no intrusion from outsiders.
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You roll your eyes when people complain about things being "unfair."
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As if life owes them for existing.
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But not you. When life hands you some setbacks, you are undaunted.
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Because you know in the end this will be you.
