The best humorous review you'll read for "Battleship" today, guaranteed. - [BestForFilm]
Canada officially has the best coinage in the world. - [Geekosystem]
Sam Worthington either has a fangirl and a hater at Cosmo or one of their editors is bi-polar. - [Crushable]
Show-And-Tell has gotten a lot druggier since I was a kid. What? No one has a pet turtle these days? - [HLNTV]
One Direction went swimming in Sydney, Australia. Without shirts. As you do. But since it's a manufactured boy band this is news. Yes, I'm old and full of cynicism. - [PinkIsTheNewBlog]
Why Facebook's acquisition of Instagram for a super-villain worthy $1 billion is indicative that social media is actually be a tech bubble. - [TheAtlanticWire]
Madonna's new album is setting records. For failure. - [RadarOnline]
"Real Housewives of Atlanta" get paid to be bitches. And being a bitch pays well. - [BET]
Headline Story: Pssst, hey mister, you wanna buy a watch? Or some dignity? Because I'm not using it. - [JustJared]