Parents Of Twins Bribe Fellow Flyers Tops The Morning Links

Sorry about this! Plus, some really gross cocktails and the best for Ron Swanson's AMA.

Can't tell if Cakeshop is trying to get people to embrace weird cocktails or is playing game of chicken with their clients. - [HuffingtonPost]

Awkward. Seal and Heidi Klum are both using the same bodyguard...and Heidi is sleeping with him. - [TMZ]

There's fashion photo spreads that are weird and then there's pulling-off-your-skin-while-screaming weird. - [NYMag]

Courtney Stodden is too artificial for Playboy, according to Playboy. - [TheSuperficial]

It's back to work after a long weekend. You can't rage out about it, but you can watch athletes melt down and commiserate. - [BleacherReport]

So wait, you're saying organic food isn't any better for you, just more expensive? - [TheAtlanticWire]

The 20 best parts of Nick Offerman's (Ron Swanson) Reddit AMA. - [Uproxx]

These 10 vintage stock photos sow chimpanzees monkeying around in human clothes. - [Tecca]

Look, we've all thought about driving a bulldozer through our boss's office, but you don't actually DO it. - [HLN]

Headline Story: What do you think? Were these parents sweet or ridiculous for giving out goodie bags? - [DailyMail]