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    Marvel's Newest Plot Teaser Asked Seriously Awkward Questions

    Sometimes being vague is a good thing. And sometimes it makes it seem like you're trying to tell fans you gave them herpes.

    Marvel sent out this extremely vague piece of marketing earlier in the week...

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    ...okay it's a tease. No big deal.

    Next came an equal opportunity cryptic follow-up.

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    Ha ha, inclusion! Well done, everyone. That's it now right?

    Then it started to get...awkward.

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    Are they what? Dating? Coming out of the closet? Confessing to murder?

    Wait, why does this color scheme feel familiar?

    ...oh. OH.

    Marvel...are you trying to tell us something?

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    "Get tested today." OH MY GOD, this is a STI public service announcement isn't it?

    Wait, no. Just more anti-mutant β€” or Skrull β€” propaganda. Phew.

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    Well, not "phew" but you know.

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    Remember kids, if comic books really love you they'll wear a storage sleeve.

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